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No way
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How is AI influencing interior design in 2025?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors